Apple Sitter

Measuring depends somewhat on whether we're talking the upright or reclining position, but 5 1/2" long and 2" tall is about right. .750" bore, 1.59" stroke, 54g, handcut vulcanite stem with Delrin tenon.
 
Maybe I'm getting crochety, but I think that if a pipe meant to sit, it should sit, dammit, and not perch precariously on a tentacle. Thanks to the shape and rustication, the broad foot doesn't interfere with the hand feel, and you can set it down as easily as your glass of Scotch. Or beer bottle. Sure, you can knock it over, but that's also true of beer bottles.